In every encounter, Doc, there’s a winner and a loser.. and winners come
—Scott Mosier, SModcast 186
It’s easy to tell others to regret nothing when you’ve got nothing to regret..
Fisting
Should be called upper cunting
Hey Emma Stone..
..We should really just announce our love to the world.. I’m tired of deflecting all these questions to the general public. It’s exclusive okay, just don’t suffocate me, our love is pure, let’s not sully it. But seriously my mum needs a head count for the Sunday Roast, if there’s an uneven number of yorkshires then it’s my arse…
THESE ARE THE DROIDS I’M LOOKING FOR!
OMFFFFFFFG I get it, you like star wars. Shit, I like star wars, why then skull fuck its memory by constantly blogging a picture of two chicks in swimsuits. We all like chicks, we all like the picture of them in their swimsuits, stop regurgitating the same fucking quote with the same plagerised meaning. FUCK!
HEY WIND..
CALM THE FUCK DOWN! It’s my day off, didn’t anyone tell you..
(Source: heresmydirtylittlesecret)
The only reason I watch Mythbusters..
(Source: that-guy-with-djigurda)
(Source: nightoesphere, via ganjachick)
